Leo Love Horoscope Next Week Attract More Love This Week Tips
Okay, so last Monday morning I was scrolling through my phone with my coffee, right? Found this Leo love horoscope thing saying I could attract more love this week. Figured why not try it out? Been single for a minute anyway. Grabbed my notebook to track everything step by step.
What the Tips Actually Said
The horoscope had three main things Leo should do:
- Wear more orange clothes – like it’s some kinda love magnet color.
- Initiate conversations first instead of waiting around.
- Leave small handwritten notes for people to find randomly.
Dug through my closet Tuesday after work. Found this ugly burnt-orange hoodie I got from a brewery event ages ago. Threw it on Wednesday morning feeling kinda stupid honestly. Met Sarah from accounting in the elevator – she laughed and asked if I spilled pumpkin spice on myself. Not exactly the romantic start I imagined.
Trying the “Initiate Conversations” Thing
Thursday at lunch, I forced myself to walk up to Mark at the coffee shop. He’s this regular who always reads poetry books there. Instead of just nodding like usual, I blurted out “Hey, what’s good about that book?” Dude looked shocked but actually chatted for 10 mins about Rumi. Felt awkward but proud I didn’t chicken out. Later texted a girl I’d been procrastinating to ask out – used a cheesy sunset pic from my walk as excuse. She left me on read. Oof.
The Note-Leaving Disaster
Friday was note day. Wrote “U look great today :)” on sticky notes during my break. Put one on the community bulletin board, another on a grocery store avocado display (don’t ask). Came back later and found both notes gone… along with some old dude giving me suspicious looks by the veggies. No magical love connections, just paranoia security might call me out for littering.
End Results & My Take
By Sunday night? Zero dates, zero numbers. But weirdly got two compliments on that hideous orange hoodie, and Mark waved at me Saturday when he saw me reading at the park. Learned three things:
- Horoscope advice works better as convo starters than actual plans.
- Orange makes you visible, but mostly to sarcastic coworkers.
- Random notes feel less romantic and more like mild vandalism.
Gonna retire the hoodie tomorrow. Maybe being single ain’t so bad after all. At least I tried.
