leo march 2025 horoscope predictions (what leos need to expect this month).
Why I Bother with Leo Horoscopes
First off, honestly? I usually skip horoscope stuff. Feels like vague guesses recycled every year. But my neighbor Susan bugged me nonstop about Leo predictions – her kid’s a Leo, graduating college this March. So I figured, why not give it a real shot?
Gathering Cosmic Crumbs
Dusted off my astronomy apps first thing. Opened StarChart, punched in March 2025 dates. Saw Mercury retrograde starts mid-month – uh oh, classic communication chaos. Then Venus drifts into Pisces early March – hello, romance drama potential. Scribbled these on sticky notes like:
- 3rd: Venus swims to Pisces
- 11th: Mercury backpedals
- 20th: Sun hops into Aries
When Books Fail, Gut Kicks In
Checked three astrology books collecting dust. Predictions were fluffier than cotton candy – “great month for Leos!” Zero specifics. Tossed the books aside. Stared at Susan’s kid’s graduation invite on my fridge. Thought about Leo energy: bold, leadership vibes. Connected dots:
- Mercury retro mess + graduation = travel delays? Yep, warned Susan to book flights early
- Venus in Pisces = emotional graduation speeches? Told her pack extra tissues
- Sun in Aries late March = job hunt adrenaline? Tipped career fair dates
Brutal Honesty Hour
Wrote the first draft. Called Mercury retrograde a “dumpster fire” for Leo plans. Susan read it and yelled “TOO HARSH!” Remembered my cousin Leo crying when horoscopes roasted him. Softened the wording. Changed “dumpster fire” to “detour road” – still honest but gentler.
Final Touches & Facepalm Moment
Published the post before coffee. Woke up to frantic texts: “LEO’S SPELLED L-E-O!” Title typo – wrote “L-E-O” as “L-E-A”. Nearly choked on my toast. Hit edit faster than lightning. Now Susan’s framing the corrected version for her kid. Wild.
