Feeling Down? Leo Horoscope August Mood & Feeling Guide for You
So last night I was scrolling through my phone feeling kinda blah, you know? Decided to check my August Leo horoscope for mood tips. Here’s exactly how I tried it out step by step.
What Got Me Started
First I sat on my dusty couch scrolling horoscope sites on my cracked phone screen. Found one saying Leos should “embrace golden opportunities” this month. Honestly sounded like bullcrap cause my bank account’s emptier than my coffee mug right now. But whatever, I figured why not play along.
Putting That Advice Into Action
Saw it mentioned “creative expression lifts Leo spirits” so I grabbed my nephew’s crayons and printer paper. Started drawing a lion – my spirit animal or whatever. Halfway through I realized it looked like a mangy house cat. Threw that in the trash and blasted Lizzo instead. Danced around kitchen making microwave pizza.
Horoscope also said “communicate feelings openly” so I called my sister Tammy. Told her about my crappy work week. She interrupted after 30 seconds saying her cat threw up again. Felt way more lonely after hanging up. Horoscope fail.
The Real Solution
Next morning skipped the astrology crap and cleaned my bathroom tiles with bleach. Scrubbed hard on grout lines while listening to true crime podcasts. Finished the whole bottle. Place smelled like a hospital but damn did those tiles shine. Felt way better than drawing stupid lions or talking to Tammy.
What Actually Helped
- Physical work that made me sweat
- Not forcing fake positivity
- Zero expectations from stars
- Killing germs not vibes
Truth is? Leo horoscope was full of fancy words but scrubbing moldy shower joints fixed my mood. Stars don’t know squat about my credit card debt or Tammy’s vomit-prone cat.