Love Advice for April 2025 Leo Horoscope Followers? (Expert tips for relationships this month!)

My Leo Relationship Experiment

So this week I decided to actually test-drive those generic Leo love horoscopes floating around. Grabbed my notebook around March 20th, flipped to some astrology site claiming “expert April 2025 predictions for Leos.” Total clickbait title screaming Love Advice for April 2025 Leo Horoscope Followers! Figured why not, let’s mess with this.

First step was forcing myself to actually follow their dumb tips:

Told my partner “let’s be spontaneous babe” like tip #1 suggested – ended up dragging him to midnight karaoke Tuesday. He fell asleep in the taxi home.
Stopped initiating texts for 48 hours per tip #2 (“let them come to you”). Got three whole messages asking where the TV remote was.
Bought tickets to some abstract art exhibit because tip #3 said “explore creative spaces together.” We lasted twenty minutes before mutually agreeing to get pizza instead.

Got super frustrated around April 10th when nothing magical happened. Like zero soulmate fireworks or deep emotional breakthroughs. Just awkward silences and confused looks when I’d randomly quote horoscope lines during arguments. Started screenshotting the worst advice to laugh about with my sister – especially the one claiming “Venus in retrograde demands lavish gifts to reignite passion.” My dude brought me tacos. Which, honestly? Better than roses.

Final realization hit last Sunday while staring at my notebook entries: Leos don’t need zodiac permission slips for love. That whole “let the universe guide your heart” crap? Nah. Relationship notes from this dumpster fire month:

Stop overanalyzing Mercury’s position and just say what you need
Horoscope apps don’t know your partner’s pizza topping preferences
Real intimacy is laughing when karaoke fails spectacularly

Tossed that astrology printout in recycling today. Felt damn good. Maybe next month I’ll test if Taurus advice works better… but honestly? Probably just gonna order those tacos again.