Next Month Leo Horoscope What to Expect Key Events Coming
Alright so this morning I was half-asleep scrolling TikTok when coffee kicked in hard. Realized next month’s Leo horoscope needed doing since Mercury retrograde’s ending soon. Grabbed my notebook – the one with pizza stains – and my astrology app.
Started With Research (Chaos Mode)
First thing? Checked planetary transits for August. Jupiter in Taurus squaring Pluto? Oof. Then I remembered Venus moving into Leo mid-month. Scribbled down key dates like:
- August 4th: Full Moon in Aquarius
- August 16th: Venus enters Leo
- August 29th: Uranus goes retrograde
My cat jumped on the table and spilled coffee all over my notes. Typical.
Organizing The Mess
Wiped off coffee stains and circled two big themes: career shifts around the 4th and relationship drama near the 16th. Honestly? Felt overwhelmed. Decided to split predictions into three buckets:
- Finance stuff (Jupiter-Pluto tension)
- Love life (Venus in Leo season)
- Surprise curveballs (Uranus being chaotic)
Writing Like A Sleep-Deprived Zombie
Started drafting at 1 AM. Wrote stuff like “Leos might wanna avoid big purchases early August unless it’s leopard print jackets” and “your ex might text during Venus transit but pls don’t reply drunk”. Real talk? Double-checked my ex’s birthday chart. For research. Obviously.
The Final Stretch
Formatted everything super simple with no fancy jargon. Added emojis because why not ♌️💸🔥. Last step? Ran predictions by my Leo friend Dave who said “accurate except you forgot to mention my pizza luck”. Edited in a food luck footnote.
Posted it with typos because Mercury’s shadow period’s still messing with my keyboard. Done and done.
