2018 leo horoscope today
Why I Dug Up My 2018 Horoscope
Honestly? I was cleaning out old notebooks last Tuesday when this crumpled paper falls out. My scribbled notes about “March 15 Leo forecast” from years ago. Got curious if those predictions actually meant squat.
Grabbed my dusty laptop off the shelf. Booted it up – took like 15 minutes, that old potato. Went straight to Google and mashed in “leo horoscope march 15 2018”. Clicked the first three links that popped up.
First site was a mess: Pop-up ads everywhere! Could barely read the text between vitamin supplement banners. Managed to catch one line: “Career breakthroughs coming!” Snorted remembering I got written up at work that exact week for spilling coffee on the boss.
Second site seemed fancier: Had shiny zodiac graphics. Their take: “Financial windfall awaits!” Almost choked. That was the month my car’s transmission exploded. Cost me two paychecks to fix the damn thing.
Third site at least sounded practical: Said Leos should “avoid risks and play safe”. Now that made sense – pretty sure I skipped poker night that Thursday because rent was due. Smartest thing I did all month.
Dug deeper into my old journal entries. Found my actual March 15 note:
- Worked overtime
- Burnt toast for breakfast
- Missed the bus home
- Bought scratch-off ticket – lost $5
Total opposite of “windfalls” or “breakthroughs”. Unless you count not setting the toaster on fire as a win.
Showed the whole thing to my buddy Dave at the bar last night. He laughed his ass off: “Told ya that horoscope stuff’s bull!” We clinked beers to that. Wasted an hour of my life proving what we already knew.
What This Taught Me
Stars might be pretty to look at, but they ain’t running my life. If anything, this little experiment just confirmed:
- Generic predictions fit anyone
- Memory plays tricks – I’d almost convinced myself 2018 was magical till I checked facts
- Always trust burnt toast over a horoscope website
Still keeping that notebook page though. Good reminder not to believe everything I read online.
