and leo compatibility tips to improve your relationship today
So this Wednesday morning I was staring at my coffee thinking about Jessica – my Leo girlfriend who’s been kinda distant lately. Remembered that astrology app saying something about Leo compatibility last week. Figured hey, why not try those dumb tips? Worse case scenario, we order pizza again and ignore each other on the couch.
The First Disaster
First tip said Leos love grand gestures. Okay. Drove straight to Safeway after work, grabbed the fanciest $8.99 bouquet they had – red roses, baby’s breath, the works. Practiced my speech in the car: “Babe these reminded me of your radiant spirit!” Cringe. She opened the door, blinked at the flowers, then frowned. “Honey, I’m allergic to roses. Also why’s the baby’s breath dead?” Dropped the whole bouquet in the trash. Tip #1: EPIC FAIL.
Plan B Backfired
Tip #2 was all about Leos craving appreciation. Decided to compliment her like crazy during dinner. Cooked spaghetti (burnt it slightly, whatever). Started machine-gunning praise between bites: “That fork-holding? Perfect! How you chew? Incredible! Stellar nose-blowing just now!” She slammed her fork down. “Are you having a stroke? STOP IT.” I hid in the bathroom scrolling more tips while she angrily washed dishes.
Actually Reading the Fine Print
At 10 PM hiding under the covers, I actually read beyond the headlines. Realized Leos like appreciation but hate fake flattery. Need specific, genuine stuff. Also noticed a tiny note: Roses trigger her allergies (obvious NOW). Gift experiences over flowers. Felt like an idiot.
The Surprise That Didn’t Suck
Thursday lunch break. Skipped eating and bought two tickets to that jazz rooftop bar she mentioned MONTHS ago. Texted her: “Found that place with the good margaritas. 7 PM. Wear that red jacket that makes you look fire.” Simple. Specific. No fake roses. Got back: “…seriously?! OK.”
That night? Different story. She actually GLOWED when we walked in. Bragged to strangers about how “HE found this place!” We laughed, she flirted, she practically beamed. Not cause I spent more, but cause I remembered something specific about HER.
What Actually Stuck
Realized Leo tips aren’t about big empty shows. It’s tiny acknowledgments packed with real attention. Since then, I:
- Leave notes specifically praising her design work (NOT just “you’re smart” ugh).
- Pick up her favorite weird sparkling tea randomly.
- Made popcorn BEFORE her movie night without being asked.
No grand proclamations. Just showing I notice the small, real stuff. She hasn’t scowled at flowers in weeks. Who knew? Still hate astrology jargon though.
