Cancer July 9 Sun Sign Compatibility: Whos Your Perfect Match?
So today I woke up thinking “man, that Cancer sun sign compatibility stuff pops up everywhere”. Saw another tweet about it over coffee and figured screw it, I’ll finally unpack this astrology matching business myself. Grabbed my notebook and just started scribbling thoughts.
The Messy Start
First I dumped every Cancer-July-9-thing I knew onto one page. Felt like digging through junk drawer. My notes looked crazy:
- Cancer = water sign (duh)
- Supposedly good with Scorpio & Pisces? Or was it Taurus?
- Moon signs matter too? Oops
Made a huge chart with stick figures and question marks. Seriously looked like a kid’s homework. Smudged coffee on it halfway through – typical.
Testing the Theory
Then I called up my Taurus buddy Dave. “Ever date a Cancer?” He choked on his beer. “Yeah man – cried when I forgot her cat’s birthday”. Called my Scorpio ex too. She just laughed: “Remember when you got jealous of my houseplant?” Mortifying.
Checked three different astrology apps next. All said different things! One claimed Virgo was Cancer’s soulmate, another said “hell no”. One app literally crashed mid-result. Perfect.
The Reality Check
Started comparing notes against real couples I knew. Best match? A Cancer-Pisces pair who met at dialysis clinic. Worst? That Cancer-Leo couple who set their porch on fire arguing. Zero pattern.
Finally asked my aunt – total horoscope junkie. She shrugged: “Sweetie, Mercury was retrograde that month. Means jack squat.”
So here’s my practice diary takeaway: compatibility’s a whole lotta guesswork wrapped in star glitter. My chart’s now taped above my desk as a reminder not to take this stuff too serious. Though honestly? The stick figures were kinda accurate.