How compatible are Leo and Taurus？ Learn the truth about their zodiac signs.

So last Tuesday I got this wild idea to test how well Leo and Taurus actually get along in real life. My buddy Dave’s a typical Leo – loud, loves attention, always needs to be the center of everything. And my cousin Sarah? Textbook Taurus, stubborn as a mule and moves slower than cold honey. Grabbed my notebook and decided to play relationship scientist for a week.

The Setup

First step was throwing them together deliberately. Planned this backyard BBQ knowing damn well Dave would show up late on purpose to make an entrance. Sarah arrived early like always, fussing over the table settings. Watched them like a hawk when Dave finally rolls in bellowing “HEY STARS!” to the whole neighborhood.

Phase one observations:

Dave kept trying to steer conversations towards his new promotion. Sarah nodded while rearranging napkins for the third time.
When Dave interrupted Sarah’s story about her garden, she went quiet for fifteen whole minutes before offering him a burnt burger.
Saw Sarah physically flinch when Dave clapped near her ear during his karaoke performance.

Pressure Testing

Midweek I upped the ante. Made them cook together in my tiny kitchen. Dave’s waving knives around doing chef impressions while Sarah methodically chops veggies millimeter-perfect.

How it blew up:

Dave knocked over her organized ingredient bowls “by accident” while twirling
Sarah “accidentally” slammed cookies into the oven rack loud enough to make Dave jump
Actual screaming match when Dave tried taking credit for Sarah’s perfectly timed garlic bread

Notebook entry: “9:07PM – Taurus just passive-aggressively cleaned EVERY surface Leo touched. Leo pretending not to notice while dramatically eating cold leftovers.”

The Final Exam

For the grand finale, made them plan my birthday party TOGETHER. Absolute disaster.

Planning session highlights:

Dave wanted fire dancers and karaoke contests
Sarah insisted on 72-hour marinated ribs and handwritten invitations
Three days of stalemate until Dave secretly booked a mariachi band
Sarah retaliated by “forgetting” to tell Dave about the venue change

Found Dave yelling at empty park benches on birthday morning. Sarah showed up three hours early at the correct location looking smug. Neither spoke to each other for the rest of the party.

The Ugly Truth

After tracking their interactions all week:

Compatibility score: 2/10
Arguments per hour: 1.7
Shared interests found: 1 (barbecue sauce)
Mutual respect observed: zero

My conclusion? Zodiac compatibility’s mostly bullshit. That sample size of two real humans proved it. Fire sign and earth sign? More like gasoline and stubbornness. Wasted seven days of my life watching natural disasters unfold. Unless you enjoy daily screaming matches over parsley placement, just date whoever doesn’t make you want to slam your head in the microwave.