How good is Leo career horoscope this week? Boost your career with 3 easy tips!
This Leo Tried the Horoscope Nonsense
Okay so Monday morning I’m scrolling through my feed when this “Leo career horoscope” garbage pops up. Normally I’d swipe past, but honestly? Work’s been rough lately. Boss breathing down my neck, projects piling up. Figured, what the heck, maybe there’s a cheap laugh in it. Opened the dang thing.
Says Leos got “cosmic support” this week for career moves. Sounds fancy. Then it drops the “3 easy tips.” Easy? We’ll see about that.
Tip 1: Talk Louder About Achievements
Alright, first tip says to “amplify your voice” – basically brag more. Me? I hate that stuff. Feels like showing off. But Tuesday, in our team meeting, I forced myself. Heart was pounding like a drum. Mentioned finishing the Smith report early and how I untangled that client mess last Friday. Just threw it out there, kinda awkwardly. Boss just nodded, said “good.” Huh. No standing ovation, but nobody laughed either. Small win?
Tip 2: Wear More Orange? Seriously?
Second tip was wild. “Energize your aura with warm tones like orange” to attract opportunity. Orange? Not exactly my color. Raided my closet, found this kinda faded burnt-orange shirt buried deep. Pulled it on Wednesday morning. Felt ridiculous walking into the office. Got a comment from Sarah in accounting: “New shirt? Bold choice.” Not sure if compliment or mockery. Did spend the whole day worrying if I looked like a traffic cone. Vibe check: definitely not feeling the “aura boost.” Maybe it needs ironing?
Tip 3: “Reach Out Unexpectedly”
Final tip: “Initiate an unexpected professional connection.” Okay, this one seemed slightly less insane. Thumbed through my old contacts Thursday afternoon. Saw Mike – used to work together 2 years back at that other place, smart dude, runs his own thing now. Shot him a super casual message: “Hey Mike, saw your post about supply chain tech – fascinating stuff. How’s business treating ya?”
Didn’t expect much. Blast from the past, right? But get this – he replies almost instantly! Chatted for 20 minutes. Turns out he’s tackling a problem related to our current project. Gave me some legit useful pointers! Not a job offer, sure, but actual helpful insight I used Friday morning. Shocking! Still… feels more like basic networking than magic star alignment.
So… Did It Work?
Week’s over. Did my career explode? Nope. Boss didn’t magically hand me a promotion. Didn’t win the lottery either. But:
- Talking up my work felt gross at first, but maybe it plants a seed.
- The orange shirt was a total fail, won’t be repeating that.
- That random message to Mike though? Genuinely useful. Should’ve done that ages ago, horoscope or not.
So yeah, maybe sometimes buried under the silly “planet energy” talk, there’s just… normal people advice. Speak up occasionally, look presentable (orange optional), keep your network warm. The horoscope itself? Probably not the secret sauce. But hey, trying weird stuff keeps things interesting. Back to my normal shirt next week.