Leo Career Horoscope This Week? Get Expert Advice Here!

This week I wanted to make a cool Leo career horoscope report. People always ask me about star predictions for jobs, so I figured let’s actually try doing one properly instead of just guessing.

Getting Started

First thing Monday morning, I dug out last year’s notebook where I wrote down planetary positions. Messy as hell – coffee stains and scribbled notes everywhere. Took me like thirty minutes just to find July’s star charts between my kid’s doodles and grocery lists.

Then I hit up astrology forums. Big mistake. So many angry folks arguing about Mercury retrograde nonsense. Found one decent thread though where this lady explained how to track Jupiter’s house position for career stuff. Copied her method on my sticky notes.

Tracking Planet Stuff

Checked my astronomy app for real-time planet locations. Got confused because Mars was in some constellation I’d never heard of. Googled it for like an hour – turns out it’s some minor thing astrologers don’t even care about. Wasted time right there.

Here’s the simple method I ended up using:

• Step 1: Find where the Sun sits this week (duh, Leo season)
• Step 2: Check Jupiter’s placement in relation to Mercury
• Step 3: Look at moon phases affecting decisions
• Step 4: See if Saturn’s being a jerk near career houses

My dog bumped my laptop while I was writing this down. Almost threw my coffee cup at him but remembered Venus was in a calm position this morning. Deep breaths.

Writing Career Advice

Took all my messy planet notes and tried turning it into actual job tips. Like “Jupiter’s near your midheaven means negotiate raises” kinda stuff. Sounded legit until I read it out loud – came off like a bad fortune cookie.

Called my astrologer buddy Dave. He laughed at first then actually gave decent tips:

• Tip 1: Leos should avoid big decisions Wednesday when Mercury’s wonky
• Tip 2: Networking works best Friday under waxing moon
• Tip 3: Bosses are moody around Saturn shifts

The Final Output

Spent Thursday combining my planet tracking with Dave’s advice. Got way too fancy with cosmic language at first. Trimmed it down to simple English like “talk to HR about promotions Thursday afternoon” and “don’t sign contracts Tuesday”.

Posted it Friday morning. Three people immediately asked why I didn’t mention Venus. Of course I freaking forgot Venus. Always mess up one planet.

Learned my lesson: Astrology’s great till you miss one celestial body. Next time I’m paying Dave in pizza to double-check.