Leo Horoscope Tarot Prediction for This Month Check Yours

Alright so this month I got bugged by three different Leo friends asking why their horoscopes all sounded like generic fortune cookie crap. And honestly? I kinda agreed. Most astrology sites just recycle the same fluffy nonsense about “opportunities coming” or “challenges ahead” – zero substance. Figured why not pull out my own dang tarot deck and give it a real shot for Leos this month. You know… actually try it instead of just reading it.

Digging Out My Dusty Cards

First thing Wednesday morning I rummaged through that junk drawer under my microwave – y’know the one crammed with dead batteries and takeout menus? Found my Rider-Waite deck wrapped in a rubber band shoved behind expired coupons. Cards felt sticky. Probably coffee splatter from last Thanksgiving. Gave ‘em a quick wipe with my t-shirt sleeve.

Sat on my lumpy couch and just stared at the cards for a solid five minutes. Realized I totally forgot how to even shuffle these things properly. Tried that fancy bridge shuffle like those TikTok readers do. Instant disaster. Cards flew everywhere. My cat pounced on The Emperor and started chewing his corner. Great start Leo.

How I Messed Up The Spread (Twice)

Originally planned this big Celtic Cross thing – way too ambitious. Settled on a stupid simple 3-card pull after googling “easy tarot for dummies.” Still botched it:

• First attempt: Dropped half the deck pulling card one. The Chariot landed face-down in my leftover pad thai. Wiped chili oil off it with paper towels.
• Second attempt: Forgot to set my intention. Was thinking about laundry when I drew the cards. Scrapped everything.

Third try finally worked after chugging cold brew for focus. Shuffled until my wrists hurt, then pulled these suckers left-handed ‘cause my right hand was cramping:

The Raw Card Meanings (No Sugarcoating)

• Nine of Pentacles (Reversed): Uh oh. Big “check your bank account” energy right here. Looks like Leos might be overspending on impulse buys – probably those fancy sneakers or concert tickets. Feels like regret next week.
• Knight of Cups: Okay cute alert! Some smooth-talker sliding into DMs or showing up with cheesy poetry. But heads up – this knight’s horse looks shaky. Might bail last minute.
• The Tower: Yiiiiikes. Saw this and nearly knocked over my coffee. Something’s crashing down hard mid-month. Old drama? Explosive argument? Boss meltdown? Get your popcorn ready.

What I’d Tell My Leo Buddy This Month

After staring at these oily disaster cards all morning, here’s my real talk take:

• Save. Your. Damn. Money. That reversed Nine? I’ve lived this. Your wallet’s gonna hurt by week two.
• Don’t trust pretty words from that Knight. Dude’s flaky as stale crackers.
• When The Tower hits – let it burn. Seriously. Tried “fixing” a Tower situation last year. Made everything ten times messier.

Finished around noon feeling kinda rattled. Cards weren’t wrong though – spilled cold brew all over my notes while writing this. Classic Tower moment already. Maybe next time I’ll stick to cat memes.