Leo Next Week Money Horoscope Guide: Boost Your Income Fast!

Alright so last Tuesday I’m scrolling my feed and this Leo money horoscope thing pops up – Boost Your Income Fast! Sounded kinda wild but hey, my wallet’s been feeling light. Figured why not try it? Worst case, wasted half an hour. Here’s exactly what I did:

Getting Started

First thing Wednesday morning, grabbed my notebook. The guide said Leo’s fire sign energy needed to be “activated” or whatever. Required some prep:

Found a red pen – seriously, it insisted on red. Dug through my junk drawer.
Ripped out a blank page. No lines, had to be pure white.
Needed a coin – dug a quarter out of my couch cushions. Close enough.
Set a timer on my phone for 5 minutes. That part was easy.

Already feeling a bit silly, but committed now. Desk space cleared!

The Weird Part Honestly

Okay, so the instructions got strange. Had to tape the quarter onto the center of the paper with a tiny piece of scotch tape. Then, with the red pen, draw a circle around the coin. Not too neat, it said – “organic energy flow”. Mine looked like a squashed tomato. Fine.

Then… the chanting part. Yeah. Had to whisper “Unlock opportunity for abundance” three times while touching the coin. Felt ridiculous glancing around my empty apartment. Did it fast, voice cracking once. Timer started ticking.

For five whole minutes, just stared at that stupid circled coin. Supposedly “aligning focus”. Mostly just thought about lunch and that work email I forgot to send. Boring as hell. Almost ditched the whole thing halfway. But the timer finally beeped. Phew.

The Actual Action Bit

After the weird meditation part, came the practical step. Guide specifically said Leo energy demands bold action before lunch that day. Had to pick one income-boosting action:

Ask for a raise? Nah, boss was out.
Start a side hustle? Bit much for Wednesday morning.
Apply for new jobs? Too lazy.

Scrolled through Indeed quick. Saw a gig needing immediate help – graphic design, my field! Pays double my freelance rate. Deadline was literally 2pm that day! Felt like the “bold action” sign. Polished my portfolio faster than ever and submitted it at 11:43 AM. Crossed my fingers.

Weird Follow-Through & What Happened

The ritual wasn’t done. Had to fold the coin-paper three times towards myself and stick it in my actual wallet. Felt like smuggling contraband. Every time I paid for something, touched the wallet first. Weird feeling.

Didn’t think much more about it. Friday afternoon? Got an email. Landed the freelance gig! Finished it Sunday, invoice sent. Then Monday morning? Boss walks in outta the blue, hands me a small bonus envelope. “Spot performance thing,” he mumbled. Freelance cash cleared Tuesday. Combined, legit extra $1200+ this week, just like the guide title hinted. Still baffled how fast that freelance offer landed right after submitting. Coincidence? Maybe. Wallet’s heavier though, no complaints!

Ritual paper is still crumpled in my wallet. Might leave it there awhile.